- Wall has already called CHAMPIONSHIP. The fantasy gods immediately give Hakeem Nicks a swollen knee. Lesson learned, Wall?
- The Jared Cook Experiment didn't work in Week 1. I already miss GRONK from last year.
- Kenny Britt is lucky. First he gets off scott free from his off-season shenanigans. This week, he catches a pass over the middle and is about to get his head removed from his body. Instead, the defender gives a forearm shiver to his shadow..and 80 yards later a TD.
- Who needs wide receivers when you have 2 beasts at tight end? Tom Brady doesn't.
- I have firmly jumped onto the Ravens bandwagon. Mendo might be able to cash in on Ray Rice for a 10th place finish this year. What? I said 'might.' He also 'might not.'
- Ron Jaworski has a potty mouth.
- Those damned Texans are doing it again to me. Let's see if they can go into Miami and beat up on a team that has an offense. That has somewhat of an offense.
- Does Sebastian Janikowski (aka SeaBass) chug boilermakers on the sidelines during game? Wow, his body is.......unique.
- Run DMc is in beast mode already. CJ2K wishes he was.
- Bronco fans are idiots. TEBOW chants already? If he gets traded....there will be rioting.
TOW: Wall....with a late scare from Metz and his Brady to Welker jackpot. Sorry, Bille. That was brutal.
Predictions: Boobs
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