8.15.2011

Results of the Draft Lottery

And here....we.....go!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  The results of the draft lottery are in!  Enjoy.

1.  Tibs
2.  Mendo
3.  Metz
4.  Kelly
5.  Boobs
6.  Bille
7.  Tom
8.  Martin

Looks like the winner of the Adrian Peterson Lottery is Tibs.  AP will stay within the family.  Today, I get to say "I told you so."  I highly doubt Andre Johnson is worth the number one overall pick.  You lose an AJ and Steven Jackson...but gain an Adrian.  Addition by subtrac.....wait. Never mind.  Enjoy, Tibs.  Moving on!

What in the world are Metz and Mendo going to do?  I would not put it past them to just pick up the players they lost in Peyton and Brees, respectively.  With respect, perhaps these are men that we don't fully understand.

Kelly is next....Eli will be on the board.  Along with Tom Brady.  That's pretty much a wash.  Kelly only has one rule.  The only sensible way to [draft] in this world is without a plan [or pre-draft rankings].  And when the draft comes, he is not gonna break his one rule.

With the 5th pick, Bobby will burn it on either Mark Ingram or Mikel Leshoure.  I will pray for the latter.  Some men just want to watch the world burn.

From here on out, your guess is as good as mine.  Plus, I am playing this one close to the chest.

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