Can it really be the end of the lockout? All these articles lately about the end of the lockout and the flurry of free agency is getting me all excited. That means the start of the NCL season is just days away. It feels like it has been years since the last season.
Most sports have been total sh!t since the final whistle blew at the Super Bowl. I will say that the NBA Playoffs actually seemed relevant this year. That is a first in probably a decade (for me, anyway). But was it due to the fact that we didn't know if there was going to be an NFL season? Partly, I assume. Some people realized that baseball was on. I was not one of them. Some people even thought golf was cool again. Oh really? Why? Was Tiger nailing porn stars again? No, but some young weird sounding dude from the other side of the planet won a tournajsfal;ffffffffffffffffffffffffffb. Oh, I am sorry. I think I fell asleep typing that last sentence.
Other fair-weather fans got behind soccer (
for 3 days). Even crazier....it was a women's team. Are you serious?!?! Oh man, the TWITTER-VERSE blew up during the USA v Japan game! The most TWEETS per second! The President was even TWEETING.
And then we lost. There were more TWEETS than during the ROYAL WEDDING! Oh yeah, that happened, too. Prince William. Second in line to be King. Wow. By the time he is King....he will be looking about as good as his dad does now. Can you tell we need football back?
How about some NFL news? The Bengals didn't let us down this offseason. Cedric "the bong" Benson performed his annual assault on someone in Austin. This time it was a family member. Pacman Jones also visited his first home due to disorderly conduct and, of course, resisting arrest.
The Super Bowl losers were busy, too. James Harrison couldn't keep his mouth shut. He pissed everyone off from the Commissioner to his own QB. Hines Ward got another trophy (if Dancing With the Stars counts) and was then thrown into a drunk tank. Big Ben has been quite. No rapes or tipping his motorcycle over.
In some positive news....the Texans have lost zero games.
How about some NCL news? Looks like Justin Kelly is engaged. Now, he will care even less about this league!!! Jace was busy this offseason, too. He somehow managed to marry .... a woman. Boobs is on the fast track to being married, but the NFL season should hopefully start before that goes down. Much like Kelly, this is an opportune time to take advantage.
And the Commish's daughter is about to arrive. I imagine Callie will show up the same day free agency starts. Then, there will be a total sh!tstorm of trades, emails and people bitching about the rules we agreed upon 5 years ago. Reef will be out of pocket for 3 days and when he finally checks his emails....he will have a massive coronary. Eric Wall will assume duties as commissioner. Everyone will then quit 4 seconds later. I guess this is the end...